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Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage.

The House on Skull Mountain (1974)

I’m sure I must’ve heard of this flick somewhere along the line, but I had no idea what to expect from it. When it turned up on Netflix streaming I figured I’d give it a shot. A “Chocolate Chip and Pinto Co-Production,�...

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The Blue Man

The Blue Man is a crappy old Super-8mm silent movie me and my pals John Howard and Mike Peck made back around 1979 or thereabouts. It was never finished thanks to a traumatic processing disaster — we shot more than you se...

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Hunter Prey (2009)

When this flick turned up on Netflix streaming, I added it to my queue but wasn’t expecting much. Then I noticed it was directed by Sandy Collora, best known for his Batman fan film, Batman: Dead End. That short film wowed �...

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The Washing Machine (1993)

I’m way behind as usual, so here’s a review from my book Unsafe On Any Screen to keep the cheese a-flowin’. Italian director Ruggero Deodato (best known for the excruciating-to-watch classic Cannibal Holocaust...

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Squirrel Eyes now in paperback!

I’ve posted about my new novel Squirrel Eyes before, but the paperback edition has just become available — so if you’ve been holding out for the dead tree version, now you can order it! Just visit the Squirrel...

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